Pickup-Line Panda

Meow that's funny!

SO COME HERE OFTEN? Pickup-Line Panda

drunk panda

FUUUUCK!…I JUST…I…I JUS FUUUCK Pickup-Line Panda

Send me the work

SEND ME THE WORK NOW BITCH Pickup-Line Panda

That girl

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR NAME ISN'T CALYPSO. OH WAIT, I'M ALREADY A FUCKING PANDA. Pickup-Line Panda

when you want to stay home and a friend calls

 FUCK OFF IM BUSY Pickup-Line Panda

A Wild Time

COME AND TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE AT THE WILDSFEES Pickup-Line Panda

Math jokes

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOOD AT ALGEBRA WILL YOU REPLACE MY X WITHOUT ASKING Y? Pickup-Line Panda

Was used on me...

HEY GURL YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME VITAMIN D IN YOUR VITAMIN V Pickup-Line Panda

drinking beer

IN GERMANY THEY CALL ME

dumbass panda

THAT'S ONE BIG ASS BIRD Pickup-Line Panda