Pickup-Line Panda

may i borrow the paintball gun you used to do your make up with

HEY YOU CAN I USE THE PAINT BALL GUN YOU USED TO DO YOUR MAKE UP WITH Pickup-Line Panda

Asian got black(and white)

YOU MAY COME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL MILEY BUT I'M GONNA WRECK YOU Pickup-Line Panda

Let's Donce

HERE.....HERE LET'S DONCE! Pickup-Line Panda

Drunk PANDA

I HAVE TO DRINK 10000000 BOTTLES OF BEER! OR I WILL HAVE TO BE KILLED Pickup-Line Panda

Why I write

I WRITE FOR LOVE LOVE OF YOUR MONEY Pickup-Line Panda

bad bad panda bear

IF I FLIP A COIN,  WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF GETTING HEAD? Pickup-Line Panda

Kun Fu Panda

KUN FU PANDA! GO AWAY, PERSONAL PRIVACY...DOIN HWS Pickup-Line Panda

Drunken Dream Panda

WAKEY, WAKEY STEPHEN, AND ENJOY THE HANGOVER. Pickup-Line Panda

enough is enough

HOW MUCH CAN A PANDA BEAR? Pickup-Line Panda

New info in the NSA scandal.

I MUST BE THE NSA BECAUSE I'D TAP THAT Pickup-Line Panda