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Pickup Line Scientist

Husband's Mustang

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE A 400HP 5.0L ...BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AN OLD BMW WITH IRS. Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey girl

HEY GIRL...I HEARD ABOUT YOUR DISSOLUTION... MAYBE WE CAN ARRIVE AT A PHASE IN JUNCTURE. Pickup Line Scientist
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Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.

ARE YOU A HIPSTER, BECAUSE YOU MAKE MY HIPS STIR. Pickup Line Scientist
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Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

ARE YOU WILLY WONKA'S DAUGHTER, 'CUZ YOU LOOK SWEET AND DELICIOUS. Pickup Line Scientist
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

DID YOU HAVE LUCKY CHARMS FOR BREAKFAST? BECAUSE YOU LOOK MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! Pickup Line Scientist
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Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

ARE YOU A CAMPFIRE? CAUSE YOU ARE HOT AND I WANT S'MORE. Pickup Line Scientist
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Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

DO YOU WORK AT DICK'S? CAUSE YOU'RE SPORTING THE GOODS. Pickup Line Scientist
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Your body is 65% water

YOUR BODY IS 65% WATER AND I'M THIRSTY! Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby, you must be a light switch

BABY, YOU MUST BE A LIGHT SWITCH CUZ YOU TURN ME ON! Pickup Line Scientist
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Is your daddy a baker?

IS YOUR DADDY A BAKER? CUZ YOU GOT NICE BUNS! Pickup Line Scientist
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