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Pickup Line Scientist

I like your nails...

I LIKE YOUR NAILS THEY REALLY BRING OUT THE PINK IN YOUR EYES Pickup Line Scientist
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Secretive Lounge

SO YOU ARE TELLING ME
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ya baby!!

YA BABY!!! Pickup Line Scientist
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Poo hole

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MY OWN PISS BUT WHEN I DO IT TASTES LIKE PINGS HOME BREW :) Pickup Line Scientist
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oh yeah!

ARE YOU A TAUTOLOGY? NO. YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. Pickup Line Scientist
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Poo hole

I DON'T ALWAYS HIT A CENTURY PLAYING GOLF. BUT WHEN I DO, I JUST WANT TO KILL MYSELF. Pickup Line Scientist
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In the piss

I DON'T ALWAYS PICK UP. BUT WHEN I DO IT'S NOT A THE PUB. IT'S IN A BUNKER. Pickup Line Scientist
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the D!

YIP SHE WANTS THE D Pickup Line Scientist
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I know, right... meme

I KNOW...RIGHT. IT'S MY THING Pickup Line Scientist
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THAT SMIRK

WHEN YOU GET INTRODUCED TO SOMEBODY YOU HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH Pickup Line Scientist
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