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GIANTS FANS BE LIKE

KEEP CALM ELI GOT THIS BRO Pickup Line Scientist
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FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT LOL

SEE THIS FACE? THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE ON TARGET Pickup Line Scientist
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If there really is an infinite number of universes, I hope my mother has Pampered Chef in all of them.

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If there really is an infinite number of universes

I HOPE MY MOTHER HAS PAMPERED CHEF IN ALL OF THEM. Pickup Line Scientist
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My mother loves Pampered Chef.....

AND I JUST ORDERED HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Pickup Line Scientist
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Revision Management

WHAT VERSION OF EXCEL AM I USING? THE EARLIEST ONE, OF COURSE, BECAUSE I HATE BEING LATEST. Pickup Line Scientist
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You know you are a D Mom if....

11. YOU’RE DEFINITION OF “SEXIEST MAN ALIVE?” CHANGES SITES, DOES NIGHT CHECKS AND CARB COUNTS IN THE BLINK OF THE EYE. YOU’LL TAKE A GUY WILLING TO FIGHT INSURANCE OVER A GUY WAILING ON HIS PECS ANY DAY. Pickup Line Scientist
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seo is my thing

LET'S GET YOU ABOVE THE FOLD Pickup Line Scientist
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all i want for christmas is nudes

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS NUDES Pickup Line Scientist
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in school

WHEN YOU SPOT A TEACHERS MISTAKE ON THE BOARD U BE LIKE Pickup Line Scientist
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