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Howard Pick-Up Lines

C'MON I'LL SHOW YOU THE MOON Pickup Line Scientist

tanner is funny

                          I'M TANNER      I SUCK PAULS DICK Pickup Line Scientist

Facebook Life

I SEEN YOU LIKE THAT PICTURE WE FUCKIN OR NAH ? Pickup Line Scientist

The T is silent

I GET PAID TO WERK. THE T IS SILENT. Pickup Line Scientist

Monkey Hole

HEY RÉMI YOU COULD LIVE TO 100 AND YOU'LL STILL LOOK LIKE A BABOON'S ANUS. Pickup Line Scientist

Just Howard things

YOU'RE LIKE URENIUM 235 AND I'M URANIUM 238 ALMOST INSEPARABLE ISOTOPES Pickup Line Scientist

to sexy to be accused

THEY'LL NEVER SUSPECT ME I'M TOO GOOD LOOKING Pickup Line Scientist

Count me in

 COUNT ME IN Pickup Line Scientist

ladies calm down

THAT FACE YOU MAKE  WHEN YOU PEOPLE STARIN AT THE NEW J'S Pickup Line Scientist

Dating Chemistry

WE HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY, LETS DO SOME BIOLOGY! Pickup Line Scientist