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Pickup Line Scientist

Pick-up line

I DON'T HAVE A LIBRARY CARD, BUT DO YOU MIND IF I CHECK YOU OUT? Pickup Line Scientist
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Nikki :0

HEY! DID I EVER TELL YOU MY DAD WAS AN OLYMPIC WRESTLER? Pickup Line Scientist
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gravitational pull

SO YOUR CALLING ME FAT R U SAYING MY GRAVITATIONAL PULL IS SO STRONG U R PULLED INTO MY GALEXY Pickup Line Scientist
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Best pick up line ever!!

I LOST MY RUBBER DUCKY WILL YOU TAKE A BATH WITH ME TONIGHT? Pickup Line Scientist
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Fine print

SO... I HEAR YOU WANT TO DONATE YOUR BODY TO SCIENCE Pickup Line Scientist
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Got this line last night

ARE THOSE MIRROR PANTS? COZ I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM TONIGHT Pickup Line Scientist
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YEHHEY IS IT TRUE

ME AND FINGO!!! WELL I AINT TELLIN!!! Pickup Line Scientist
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Bound Together

“THAT THE LAST TWO LETTERS IN HER NAME WERE THE FIRST TWO IN HIS... ...A SILLY THING HE NEVER MENTIONED TO HER BUT CAUSED HIM TO BELIEVE THAT THEY WERE BOUND TOGETHER.” Pickup Line Scientist
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Room 808

HEY GIRL, HAVE I MENTIONED I'M ON THE SOCCER TEAM? Pickup Line Scientist
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Swanny Swan

HEY GIRL, DO YOU KNOW THE 17TH EMPEROR OF ETHIOPIA? Pickup Line Scientist
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