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Anytime ;)

 ANYTIME Pickup Line Scientist

picks up birds

SAYS HE LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND.. DOES THE DIRT EVERY WEDNESDAY Pickup Line Scientist

FUNNY GUY

PORSCHA IS BRINGING SEXY BACK ! Pickup Line Scientist

Athletes and free stuff!

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Bare Minimum REALTOR

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When it gets implemented

WHEN UNCONDITIONAL BASIC INCOME BECOMES REALITY... I'LL HAVE MORE LADIES TIME... FOR THE LADIES. Pickup Line Scientist

tera picha na mai chodunga soniiye

TERA PICHA NA MAI CHODUNGA SONIIYE!! Pickup Line Scientist

Enzyme

IF I COULD BE AN ENZYME, I WOULD BE DNA HELICASE SO I COULD UNZIP YOUR GENES Pickup Line Scientist

skype ladies

CUTE GIRLS WITH SKYPE Pickup Line Scientist

SQUARE ROUTE OF ONE

I THINK YOUR THE SQUARE ROUTE OF ONE. BECAUSE YOU DONT EXIST Pickup Line Scientist