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Ruffini's corpuscles

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF RUFFINI'S CORPUSCLES... MIND IF I STIMULATE THEM? Pickup Line Scientist
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Worst pickup line.

HEY GIRL, DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT MY CUCUMBER IN YOUR PAPAYA? Pickup Line Scientist
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Addi plz

IT'S NOT RAPE IF IT'S ANAL Pickup Line Scientist
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Nailed it

I KNOW I NAILED IT Pickup Line Scientist
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ShortStack Howard

HEY, DID YOU POUR SYRUP ALL OVER YOURSELF... AND ASK HER IF SHE WANTED A SHORT STACK? Pickup Line Scientist
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Rain, howard Lol :D

THEY CALL ME RAIN.. BECAUSE I MAKE THE BITCHES WET. Pickup Line Scientist
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Lol Howard Rain :D

THEY CALL ME RAIN... BECAUSE I MAKE THE BITCHES WET. Pickup Line Scientist
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my love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in

HEY BABY DID YOU BREAK WIND? CAUSE YOU JUST BLEW ME AWAY Pickup Line Scientist
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Best math pickup line

EVERYTHING IS JUST SIMPLE MATHS (ME+YOU)-(OUR CLOTHES) / YOUR LEGS AND WE START (*) Pickup Line Scientist
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fuk u

HELLO? I NOE U R DER, I CAN HEAR YOU. METABOLIZING O2 AND EXPELLING CO2 |FB.ME/ANONY.ME.MOUS| Pickup Line Scientist
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