Push it somewhere else Patrick

Saving the Earth Patrick

LET'S TAKE THE EARTH AND PUSH IT INTO THE KUIPER BELT Push it somewhere else Patrick

The solution

WHY DON'T WE TAKE MILEY CYRUS  AND PUT HER IN A WOOD CHIPPER Push it somewhere else Patrick

Awkward Leo

TAKE ALL THE AWKWARD AND PUT IT OVER THERE Push it somewhere else Patrick

room 305

WHY HANGOUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU COULD HANGOUT WITH US ATHLETES? Push it somewhere else Patrick

British scam

HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE US YOUR NATIVE LAND  AND MAKE IT OURS IN RETURN  Push it somewhere else Patrick

British scam

HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE US YOUR LAND  AND WE MAKE IT OURS IN RETURN  Push it somewhere else Patrick

Matt Lenz

WHY HANGOUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHO AREN'T BASEBALL PLAYERS LIKE ME? Push it somewhere else Patrick

Instead of visiting your other friend

INSTEAD OF VISITING YOUR OTHER FRIEND WHY DON'T YOU JUST VISIT ME? Push it somewhere else Patrick

Harry Potter Logic

SO YOU PUT THE SLYTHERIN TOGETHER WITH THE HUFFLEPUFFS Push it somewhere else Patrick

All zem girls

WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE ALL THE GIRLS, AND MAKE THEM FALL IN LOVE PRIVATE PIGEONS. Push it somewhere else Patrick