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Baby's kicking for the first time

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In Laws

I TOLD HIM MY PARENTS JUST ARRIVED FROM THE AEROPUERTO HE SAID,

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date night

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I asked him but he wont show up

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TRIES TO INVITE HIM TO LUNCH HE'S ALWAYS IN SOME CALL Redditors Wife

BIG BANG THEORY

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