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DRAFT DAY

WE HAVENT HAD SEX SINCE DRAFT DAY! NOT NOW... IWHOOPED 2 SECONDS LAST WEEK, IS FATTIE'S TURN. Redditors Wife

fantasy football

WE HAVENT HAD SEX SINCE DRAFT DAY! NOT NOW... I WHOOPED 2SECONDS LAST WEEK NOW IS FATTIE'S TURN! Redditors Wife

we haven't had sex since your fantasy draft

 NOT NOW I WHOOPED 2SECONDS LAST WEEK NOW IS FATTIE'S TURN! Redditors Wife

Thats what men do.

5 MONTHS RELATIONSHIP PLAYS WOW WITH HIS FRIEND Redditors Wife

U no call miss?!

I'M TELLING HIM THAT CAR JUMPED FROM ANOTHER TRACK AND KILLED MY FRIEND, HE IS STILL YELLING

shameless plug

HE SAID HE'D TAKE ME TO THE FEARLESS FOOLS SHOW THIS FRIDAY AT 8 BUT HIS BROWSER HISTORY SAID OTHERWISE... Redditors Wife

Turtleneck Dress

TOLD HIM I HAD NOTHING TO WEAR OUT FOR DATE NIGHT

Give her a cheeseburger

BABY, IF YOU WAS INTO BBW'S... JUST LEMME EAT SOME MCD'S FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT Redditors Wife

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I TOLD HIM IT'S TIME FOR BED HE SAID

election season

ELECTION SEASON   Redditors Wife