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Redditors Wife

I Said I Wanted to Upgrade to a Larger Vehicle He Laughed and Said I had a Small Dick

I Said I Wanted to Upgrade to a Larger Vehicle He Laughed and Said I had a Small Dick Redditors Wife
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I asked him to make me a grilled cheese sandwich He burnt down the house

I asked him to make me a grilled cheese sandwich He burnt down the house Redditors Wife
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"I think our neighbour is dead, should i call the police?" "Hold on, let me ask what reddit thinks first."
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"It's late. Why won't you come to bed?" "Can't sleep, the British are coming!"
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I wanted a picture of our kids hung on the wall He put up a picture of a stranger's dog for karma

I wanted a picture of our kids hung on the wall He put up a picture of a stranger's dog for karma Redditors Wife
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I thought he wanted a "Day of sex" He just wanted deus ex.

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I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window Redditors Wife
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I wanted to watch a movie with him HE told me to call him after the first 30%.

I wanted to watch a movie with him HE told me to call him after the first 30%. Redditors Wife
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I found out I was pregnant. He's already calling the child "Stormageddon."

I found out I was pregnant. He's already calling the child
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I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it

I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it Redditors Wife
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