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Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted to try something new he told me to sprinkle some salt in my coke

i told him i wanted to try something new he told me to sprinkle some salt in my coke Redditors Wife
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I told him i am suffering from ulcerative colitis he asked me to "explainlikeimfive"

I told him i am suffering from ulcerative colitis he asked me to
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I said I'd sue him for child support he said "fuck you with a cactus"

I said I'd sue him for child support he said
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i asked for a bidet in the bathroom he hooked a hose up to the toilet

i asked for a bidet in the bathroom he hooked a hose up to the toilet Redditors Wife
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he told our son you can be anything you want to be on r/iama

he told our son you can be anything you want to be on r/iama Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted some bacon for breakfast he said he only bacons at midnight

I asked him if he wanted some bacon for breakfast he said he only bacons at midnight Redditors Wife
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I asked him to critique my resume he replied "TL;dr"

I asked him to critique my resume he replied
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i showed him my high school yearbook picture he said xpost in r/jailbait

i showed him my high school yearbook picture he said xpost in r/jailbait Redditors Wife
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I told him i got fucked at the car dealership He makes up a bullshit story about dealer secrets for karma

I told him i got fucked at the car dealership He makes up a bullshit story about dealer secrets for karma Redditors Wife
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He said "Sexy time?" he made it a rage comic i said "no"

He said
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