Redneck Randal

SERVICE IT ME SELF!!

I DO ALL ME OWN SERVICES MATE!! ARE YOU A MECHANIC? MATE I'VE SEEN TOP GEAR Redneck Randal

FRIENDLY TAVERN

YOU KNOW WHERE I'LL BE FRIDAY NIGHT FRIENDLY TAVERN - SCRANTON, ARKANSAS Redneck Randal

my sister

LOOK GUYS, IF ANYONE IS BANGIN MY SISTER TONIGHT ITS GONNA BE ME! Redneck Randal

veteran humor

THERE WE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF IRAQ WHEN MY BUDDY STEPPED ON AN IED IT TOOK HIS FOOT AND NOW HE DON'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON Redneck Randal

landmine humor

MY BUDDY STEPPED ON A LANDLINE... I'M HELPING HIM FIND HIS FEET AGAIN. Redneck Randal

Cause all M4's are created equal.

STOCKPILES GUNS TO COMBAT IMPENDING POLICE STATE SUPPORTS FERGUSON POLICE Redneck Randal

Drunk Vandy

I WAS LIKE DUDE WE ARE GONNA BEAT TENNESSEE THIS YEAR THIS GUY IS DRUNK #GBO Redneck Randal

Mccaulys dad

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING BETTER THAN A

favorite word redneck

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE WORD? MERICA! Redneck Randal

STOP SENDING GAME REQUEST

STOP SENDING GAME REQUEST!!!  THE ONLY GAMES I PLAY ARE IN THE BEDROOM! Redneck Randal