Redneck Randal

Toucan's winner

YEP TOTALLY KILLED IT AT TOUCAN'S LAST NIGHT! Redneck Randal

BLACK MUTINEERS

SO I STOOD UP AND TOLD THAT BLACK BUCCANEERS GUY THE ONLY THREE LETTERS I NEED TO KNOW ARE N, E, AND W Redneck Randal

It's cool. #iKnowBurch

THEN TO REALLY SEAL THE DEAL, I TOLD HER IT'S COOL. #IKNOWBURCH Redneck Randal

on twitter bby

TWEET NYA @BOLANG_MKS PALING NGAKAK XD HAHA :P Redneck Randal

dumb ford owners

YA I DRIVE A FORD BUT I'M GONA TRADE IT IN FOR A CHEVY CAUSE FORD SUCK Redneck Randal

The U.S.A.

I TOLD THAT THERE COP

wannabe redneck

YEEEHAWWW! COUNTRY MUSIC! REBEL FLAG! SWEET TEA! BIG TRUCK! DIP! MUDDIN! & ALL OTHER CLICHÉS! I AM THE DEEP SOUTH. SUCH A REDNECK. STRAIGHT OUTTA NORTHERN ARIZONA! NEVER OWNED A TRACTOR, NEVER BALED HAY, GREW UP IN A BIG TOWN, NEVER LIVED ON A FARM OR RODE A HORSE. BUT YEEHAWWWW Y'ALL! Redneck Randal

randy redneck

I USED TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BUT, SURPRISINGLY, SHE LEFT ME. Redneck Randal

redneck lannister

I DON'T  BLAME HIM AT ALL... I WOULDN'T CARE IF CERSEI WAS MY SISTER, THAT BITCH IS FINE, KNOW WHUT I MEAN? Redneck Randal

redneck lannister.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T BLAME THE GUY......... I WOULDN'T KICK HER OUTTA BED EITHER.  YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HEH-HEH-HEH. Redneck Randal