Redneck Randal

fuck off

PLAYS NINE DOLLARS INSIDE CAN I HAVE 2 COMPS TO THE STEAKHOUSE? Redneck Randal

NASCAR Lover

GOES TO A HOTEL 100 YARDS AWAY FROM HOME NEXT TO A NASCAR RACETRACK Redneck Randal

John Deere

HE SAID NO JOHN DEERE SHIRTS BUT FORGOT ABOUT MY FLANNEL TANK TOP Redneck Randal

#not country #live in the north

GIRLS FROM UPSTATE NY BE LIKE I SHOOT A 22 AND WHERE CAMO, THAT MEANS IM COUNTRY Redneck Randal

#shoot 22s & where camo makes me country

JUST BECAUSE YOU WHERE

English is gooder

DEMANDS SOME ON WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH SO HE CAN UNDERSTAND HIM GOODER Redneck Randal

funny haha

WHAT SIDE OF THE FENCE AM I ON ARGENTINA  Redneck Randal

Stupid leftist cows

I TOLD THAT THERE WHEAT GRASS EATER I WILL NOT BE A PART OF YOUR COW AGENDA Redneck Randal

Mike Lenox

MUH NAME IS MIKE (AKA FARM TRUCK) DEEP DOWN INSIDE, I AM A FORD LUVVER. Redneck Randal

They said terrorist

THEY SAID GO TO THE MALL FOR JEWELRY I SAID MY COUSIN DON'T LIKE THE MALL Redneck Randal