Redneck Randal

saturn beats srt4

BOUGHT A ETH RT 4 TODAY. LOST TO A ZZP SATURN STOCK BY TWO CAR LINKS Redneck Randal

Flu shot

AND I TOLD THEM COLORED FOLKS TRYING TO GIVE ME A FLU SHOT I'M MADE IN AMERICA I'M NOT BUILT CHEAP! Redneck Randal

He's a real man.

IF  ITS  A  SLAMIN  YOU  WANT! COME OVER DWYGYYLCHI INIT.. Redneck Randal

To a obama supporter

I MIGHT BE SOUTHERN AND TALK A LIL SLOW  BUT I CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES WHEN LIED TOO . Redneck Randal

racist same sex guy

I AINT AGAINST SAME SEX MARRIAGE.. AS LONG AS THEY AINT COLORED Redneck Randal

And i was all like Come on Bernie . . .

DUDE, BERNIE, MY MAIN MAN THEY'RE JUST COOKIES Redneck Randal

chevy owners of america

I CAN MAKE MY CHEVY PEEL OUT  Redneck Randal

Log trucker

I DON'T ALWAYS HIT SHIT WITH A LOG TRUCK BUT WHEN I DO I BEND THE HELL OUT OF THE BUMPER! Redneck Randal

AD Pukes Green

PUKED GREEN BEER FOR 3 DAYS AFTER SEEING AD'S ST. PATS SHOW TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT Redneck Randal

SHTEEEVEEEEEE BOAAAh

CEILIN' FAN DONE CHOPPED MY FOREHEAD WHEN I JUMPED RIGHT INTO IT Redneck Randal