Redneck Randal

Dude, they cancelled class tomorrow because we beat KU!!!

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Meanwhile at K-State

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TIME TO SHOOT METH AND MOVE INTO A MOTEL  Redneck Randal

CAMARO GUY

I HAD SEX WITH 3 GIRLS WOULDA BEEN MORE, BUT MOM HAD HER TUBES TIED AFTER 3 DAUGHTERS Redneck Randal

CAMARO GUY

I TOLD HER I CAME HERE FOR TWO THINGS, BEER AND PUSSY, AND WE'RE OUTTA BEER THE LITTLE BITCH TOLD MOM Redneck Randal

CAMARO GUY

SO THE CAR SALESMAN ASKS ME WHAT IM LOOKING FOR... I TOLD HIM .............CAMERO Redneck Randal

Racing Redneck

SO I TOLD THAT OFFICER, THE ONLY RECORD I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IS AT THE RACETRACK Redneck Randal

You deserve this redneck.

WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL FOR DRIVING HIS TRUCK... YOU'RE PROBABLY DATING THIS GUY, AND YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER Redneck Randal

God Bless America!

WHAT DOES A REDNECK SAY BEFORE HE GETS INJURED?   “WATCH THIS!” Redneck Randal

I'll trade ya this beer fer that jerky...but kin I have my beer back?

I'LL TRADE ME BEER FER THAT JERKY... BUT THEN CAN I HAVE MY BEER BACK? Redneck Randal