Redneck Randal

redneck logic

HE BETTER LEND ME TWENTY DOLLARS I COVERED FOR HIM WHEN HE CHEATED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND Redneck Randal

redneck kid

FRENCH FRIED TATERS.... AND TWO TICKETS TO THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME?..FILL LIKE CHRUSMUS ROUN HERE. Redneck Randal

Kenny rq.wrkl3tm3

AND I TOLD THAT SCHOOL IN ENGLAND, THERE'S ONLY ONE TIME I GO BY, AND THAT'S JESUS'S TIME. Redneck Randal

Son of the year.

BORROWS, KEEPS FOR MONTHS, THEN WRECKS HIS MOTHER'S CAR, BY HITTING A DEER.  CLAIMS IT'S ALL HER FAULT, FOR NOT HAVING FULL COVERAGE INSURANCE. Redneck Randal

Mats is wasted

GO HOME MATS YOU DRUNK Redneck Randal

From the comments section of an Oklahoma online article

IT'S OKLAHOMA NOT OKLAHOMO! Redneck Randal

Two-faced redneck

AIN'T NOTHIN WRONG WITH TALKIN SHIT BEHIND PEOPLE'S BACKS, CEPT FOR THE WHOLE BEING CALLED A TWO FACED BITCH THANG BEHIND MINE Redneck Randal

Shit talkin cracker

I GOT SUM CRACKA JACKS WANNA GO OUT BACK AND TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE'S PAST? Redneck Randal

chromosome 21

AVEC MES COUSINES ON PASSE TOUJOURS DES SUPERS SOIRÉES Redneck Randal

Kisses sister in blowout

CAN TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOUR CARD IS WORTH  BUT NOT IN VERY GOOD ENGLISH  Redneck Randal