Scumbag Brain

Your Brain:

USE IT OR LOSE IT Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you're already busy with your own problems? You're a selfish douche, now go make someone else's day

OH, SO YOU'RE ALREADY BUSY WITH YOUR OWN PROBLEMS? YOU'RE A SELFISH DOUCHE, NOW GO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S DAY Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, go check Facebook I'm sure no one even cares about anything you do on that site but you MIGHT rescue someone

HEY BRO, GO CHECK FACEBOOK I'M SURE NO ONE EVEN CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU DO ON THAT SITE BUT YOU MIGHT RESCUE SOMEONE Scumbag Brain

That's Not What I Said

YOUR FRIEND JUST SAID SOMETHING? LET ME MISINTERPRET IT FOR YOU Scumbag Brain

When new hires ask you for help and you're like

WHEN NEW HIRES ASK YOU FOR HELP AND YOU'RE LIKE WELL CRAP.. Scumbag Brain

FUCKING BRAINS

HITS HARD OBJECT BLEEDS INTERNALLY FOR DAYS WITHOUT SYMPTOMS Scumbag Brain

POOP

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whats up with that

 I AM THE SMARTEST THING IN THE BODY BUT I DONT KNOW WHY CARMELO AND LEBRON ARE GETTING SKINNY  DONT ASK ME Scumbag Brain

When I try to get some rest

YOU KNOW THAT GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH YOU YEAH LETS THINK ABOUT HIM INSTEAD OF SLEEPING Scumbag Brain

Terrible brain

OH, YOU NEED TO WAKE UP AT 4AM? LET'S WAKE UP AT 3AM, SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK Scumbag Brain