Scumbag Brain

I don't know

WHO'S THAT ONE ACTOR... IN THAT ONE MOVIE ABOUT THAT ONE THING? Scumbag Brain

Forever argument

REMEMBER THAT ARGUMENT YOU HAD WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND 5 YEARS AGO? LET'S REMEMBER THAT EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM Scumbag Brain

How do you open a door

DO YOU OPEN A DOOR WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND OR YOUR LEFT HAND? I DON'T KNOW, GO FIND OUT Scumbag Brain

Bowl = Cup

I SURE AM THIRSTY RIGHT NOW BETTER GRAB A BOWL INSTEAD OF A CUP Scumbag Brain

Toilet = Hamper

GO PUT YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES IN THE HAMPER THAT'S THE TOILET, DUMBASS Scumbag Brain

Scumbag brain

OH, YOU ARE VERY TIRED? LET'S STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT Scumbag Brain

Soda vs water

WATER IS HEALTHY, PLENTIFUL AND CLEAN.  MAKES YOU CRAVE SUGARY, FATTENING DRINKS OVER WATER. Scumbag Brain

I must subconsciously hate myself or something

DREAMING ABOUT BEING A PRO SKATEBOARDER MESSES UP HUGE TRICK AND BREAKS MY LEG Scumbag Brain

Damn you be brain!

ACORDAR CEDO PARA ESTUDAR NA ÉPOCA DE EXAMES? NAH BRO, LET'S SLEEP SOME MORE. 8H30 NAS FÉRIAS? TOCA A ACORDAAAR!!!! Scumbag Brain

F*ck You Brain

OFF TOMORROW? LETS GO TO BED AT 8 PM! WORKING AT 7 AM? LETS LAY AWAKE PONDERING OUR OWN EXISTENCE AND THE MEANING OF LIFE UNTIL 5AM Scumbag Brain