Scumbag Brain

"Don't worry, I'll find something for you to panic about ;)"

HAVEN'T HAD A PANIC ATTACK IN AWHILE?  LET'S FIX THAT.  Scumbag Brain

Your brain on drugs

STOP WASTING BRAIN CELLS IDIOTS Scumbag Brain

Game of Thrones

FRUSTRATED WITH WHAT HAPPENED IN GAME OF THRONES? HOW ABOUT WE REPLAY THE SCENE OVER AND OBYRN ALL DAY ALL? Scumbag Brain

Big brain

COLIFLOWER OR POWER Scumbag Brain

dumb brains

BRAINS. OVERRATED. Scumbag Brain

shit brain

OH THE WATER IS OFF AND THE TOILET IS BEING INSTALLED? LET ME GIVE YOU BUBBLE GUT AND MAKE IT HURT Scumbag Brain

Thats why i love myself

OH, YOU'RE ABOUT TO SLEEP? LET ME REMIND YOU EVERYTHING SHAMEFUL ON YOUR LIFE. Scumbag Brain

It hurts too much to be funny.

FINALLY THINK YOU'RE OVER SOMEONE. MAKES YOU SUDDENLY RECALL ALL THE PAIN AND ANGUISH OUT OF NO WHERE. Scumbag Brain

please no

GF PUT EFFORT IN MY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

in my head

YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP NOW? LET ME JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING TERRIFYING STARING AT YOU  Scumbag Brain