Scumbag Brain

The logic of BallersNation

BALLERS NATION SAYS DETECTED TO BASKETBALL HATES ON LEBRON Scumbag Brain

Multiple choice exam

UPON LEAVING A SCANTRON EXAM

BEFORE AN EXAM...

HAS THE ABILITY TO REMEMBER A LOT OF STUFF FROM CLASS MAKES YOU FORGET EVERYTHING WHEN YOU ENTER AN EXAM Scumbag Brain

Because brain

NEEDS TO IMPRESS THE NEW TEAM WITH CREATIVITY BLANK Scumbag Brain

not now brain!

HEY, I WONDER IF YOUR FINGER FITS IN THE ELECTRIC SHARPENER Scumbag Brain

Needs to be

NEEDS TO IMPRESS HER NEW MCP BLANK Scumbag Brain

Love should be light as a feather

THE ONE THING I HAVE LEARNT FROM MY MISTAKES IS THAT WE PROJECT OUR DESIRES AND OUR FEELINGS ONTO PEOPLE, WE HOLD THEM TO THEIR WORDS AND WE EXPECT THEM TO BE THE IDEAL PARTNER FOR US... BUT NOW I SEE THAT THATS UNFAIR BECAUSE WHEN THEY DON'T LIVE UP TO THAT HIGH STANDARD THAT WE SET THEM AS A TARGET..WE ACT AS IF THEY HAVE FAILED US...WHEN IN FACT ITS US THAT HAVE FAILED BY LAYING A LOAD OF WEIGHT ON SOMETHING LIKE LOVE THAT IS AS LIGHT  Scumbag Brain

It's never Lupus!

NEED TO SEE THE DOCTOR AND NOT BEEN IN YEARS? CAREFUL, SHE'LL THINK YOU'RE BUGGING HER. Scumbag Brain

brain freeze

OH ITS 2AM AND YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING? LET'S SING ALL OF THE FROZEN SONGS Scumbag Brain

sanchinha, olá

SANCHA, QUERES UM?  Scumbag Brain