Scumbag Brain

famine mode

FINALLY LOSING WEIGHT?   FAMINE MODE. Scumbag Brain

boop beepp booop

I SEE IT'S YOUR LAST SEMESTER BEFORE TRASNFERRING IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF YOU...LIKED SOMEONE Scumbag Brain

Salud y enfermedad

CONOCE LAS CONSECUENCIAS DE LA ENFERMEDAD DECIDE NO APLICARLAS  Scumbag Brain

I could've sworn I got out of bed!

MAKES YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE AWAKE WAKES YOU UP AND MAKES YOU REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP THE WHOLE TIME Scumbag Brain

To Sleep, Perchance To Dream

WAS THAT YOUR ALARM? NAH, YOU'RE JUST DREAMING Scumbag Brain

Human Brain

MOST DESTRUCTIVE CELLS ON THE PLANET Scumbag Brain

Brain sucks at exponents.

5 SQUARED = 5X5 = 25? NOPE. YOU SUCK. THE SOLUTION TO THE ANSWER IS 5 SQUARED = 5+5 = 10 Scumbag Brain

night night yeah right

GO TO SLEEP DUMBASS, SHIT TO DO TOMORROW - BRAIN OK ILL JUST PLAY CYBERTIME TILL I PASS OUT  - ETHER Scumbag Brain

vacation brain

OH, IT'S 6:30AM AND YOU'RE ON HOLIDAY? SCREW SLEEP  LET'S FUCKIN' RAGE! Scumbag Brain

Does this happen to anyone else?!

WATCH A HORROR MOVIE IN THE DAYTIME--IT'S FAKE ANYWAY WATCH THE SAME MOVIE TONIGHT--WAIT! DID I JUST HEAR THE FLOORBOARDS CREAK? Scumbag Brain