Scumbag Brain

functionality

I WAS TOLD IF YOU DON'T USE IT YOU'LL LOSE IT. IT'S CURRENTLY PROPPING MY FRONT DOOR OPEN.  Scumbag Brain

As if being sick was bad enough

CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE OF STOMACH VIRUS.  FINALLY GET TO SLEEP. BETTER DREAM ABOUT PUKING AND WAKE YOU UP. Scumbag Brain

Gone Fishing!!

FOR FOOD! ANOTHER MENINGES TRASH IS ANOTHER MENINGES TREASURE!  Scumbag Brain

Do you really have to remind me?

YOUR RELIGION FORBIDS INTER-FAITH RELATIONSHIPS, RIGHT? LET ME REMIND YOU WHAT YOU CALLED HER:

Brain! Why you do this????

I SEE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SLEEP--GOOD FOR YOU WAIT! WATCH THIS SCARY VIDEO YOUR FRIEND POSTED FIRST Scumbag Brain

WHAT was I thinking?!?

I FORGOT YOU HAD A FEAR OF HEIGHTS WHY DON'T YOU ACCEPT YOUR FRIENDS' DARE TO GO ON SEARS TOWER'S SKYDECK? Scumbag Brain

I think, we all think, sleeping early was a nice idea...

OH, YOU PLAN TO SLEEP EARLY TONIGHT? I THINK NOW WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME TO GIVE YOU INSOMNIA Scumbag Brain

F*ck this sh*t

READS SCARY SYMPTOMS FOR A CERTAIN DISEASE  MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE THEM Scumbag Brain

What really happened to Michele Bachmann

I LEFT MICHELE BACHMANN THE  DAY SHE JOINED THE TEA PARTY    VISIT US ON F/B AT GETTING A CLUE Scumbag Brain

therapy Kittys Sarcasm

MY THERAPIST JUST OFFERED ME MY MONEY BACK.  Scumbag Brain