Scumbag Brain

I can't be the only one...

MOVED ON FROM A RECENT BREAK UP DREAMS ABOUT GETTING BACK WITH THE EX... WAKE UP DEPRESSED Scumbag Brain

Mouth Full of Wheaties?

MOUTH FULL OF WHEATIES? TIME FOR YOU TO SNEEZE Scumbag Brain

Whenever I have multiple mosquito bites

I APPLY BITE LOTION TO REDUCE THE ITCHING THEN OTHER MOSQUITO BITES SUDDENLY DECIDE TO START ITCHING Scumbag Brain

Zombie food

FOX WASHED MY BRAIN; CAN'T DO A THING WITH IT. Scumbag Brain

Should have listened to xkcd....

COMES UP WITH AN EASY TO REMEMBER PASSCODE FOR DOGE WALLET FORGETS IT ONCE YOU HAVE 1000 DOGE COIN AND WANT TO TIP SOMEONE Scumbag Brain

stupeh brain

I THINK , THEREFORE I  SHUT UP  BRAIN I'M TRYING TO THINK Scumbag Brain

Todays brain infarction

40 TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN SUPERCOMPUTER CAN'T MULTIPLY 7 X 16 Scumbag Brain

restless leg

YOU'RE READY TO LAY DOWN? TIME TO RUN LAPS Scumbag Brain

faceyb rainey

BUT WHY? BECAUSE FACEBOOK! Scumbag Brain

When I see a girl I like.

HEY THERE IS THAT GIRL YOU LIKE AND WANT TO GET TO KNOW. LETS MAKE IT SO YOU CAN'T LOOK IN HER DIRECTION OR UTTER A SINGLE WORD. Scumbag Brain