Scumbag Brain

last few seconds of pitting

TELLS YOU TO JUMP IN THE PIT SONG STOPS 3 SECONDS LATER Scumbag Brain

Every damn time...

WHEN I THINK OF SOMETING I NEED:

Show her man some respect

ADMIRE HER, WANT TO SHOW HER BOYFRIEND SOME RESPECT!!! KEEP THINKING ABOUT HER, MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE DOING SO! Scumbag Brain

One does not simply

GET OUT MAH ARSE AND GET IN MAH HEAD Scumbag Brain

The all powerful organ, according to itself

CAN RETAIN AND RECALL AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION WON'T! Scumbag Brain

turn offs

WHATS YOUR BIGGEST TURN OFF... MALE/FEMALE  INTELLIGENT COMMENTS ONLY!! #TY Scumbag Brain

RAM JAM #05

   GOT KARAOKE ON MY MIND Scumbag Brain

Brain dead?

MY FINGERS SAY 'GET OFF FACEBOOK, NOW' MY BRAINS SAYS 'NOOOO' Scumbag Brain

Happens every damn time

OH YOU'RE FINALLY GOING STUDY FOR TOMORROWS TEST? TIME TO TAKE A DUMP Scumbag Brain

Well, isn't this an issue.

OH SWEET, IT'S 2200 AND I'M ALMOST DONE WITH HOMEWORK I'D BETTER SPEND THE THE NEXT 2 HOURS ON REDDIT Scumbag Brain