Scumbag Brain

Cervello

CONOSCE UNA BELLA RAGAZZA DIMENTICA SUBITO IL SUO NOME Scumbag Brain

NON SO DA CHE PARTE GIRARMI

SONO INTELLIGENTE NESSUNO È PIU FORTE DI ME Scumbag Brain

Happened to me at my friend's funeral.

SEES YOU AT A FUNERAL THINKS OF THE FUNNIEST JOKE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF Scumbag Brain

Fibro Pains

OH, I JUST NOTICED YOU GOT YOUR NECK FIXED! LET ME SEND SOME SHOOTING PAINS ELSEWHERE TO COMPENSATE Scumbag Brain

YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LLOOLL

MERCI POUR VOTRE ATTENTION DES QUESTIONS? Scumbag Brain

Damn you brain...

OH, YOU HAVE 1 MORE EXAMN TO DO?  SORRY BRO, I'M IN TIGNES ALLREADY. Scumbag Brain

Every damn time

OH YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT DO TO? HERE'S 101 THINGS TO DISTRACT YOU Scumbag Brain

BETTER THAN BRAINZ

YOU HAZ BRAINZ? I HAZ CASSANDRA! Scumbag Brain

Scumbag Brain while on the phone

CHECKS POCKET FOR PHONE AS I LEAVE WHILE REDDITING ON IT HEART ATTACK BECAUSE I LOST MY PHONE Scumbag Brain

Checks pocket for phone as I'm walking out the door reading on my phone

CHECKS POCKET FOR PHONE AS I'M WALKING OUT THE DOOR READING ON MY PHONE FREAK OUT BECAUSE PHONE IS MISSING Scumbag Brain