Scumbag Brain

Can't Stay Awake

CAN'T STAY AWAKE ON COUCH, FALLS ASLEEP IN MINUTES LAY IN BED TO FALL ASLEEP, WIDE AWAKE. Scumbag Brain

Kind of a good guy scumbag brain thing going on

OH YOU FORGOT TO SET YOUR ALARM? HERE, I WILL WAKE YOU UP AN HOUR EARLY I'M A BIT TIRED, LET'S GO BACK TO SLEEP FOR AN HOUR Scumbag Brain

Elliots Brain

OPPOSITE OF ELLIOTS BRAIN SIZE Scumbag Brain

sexual math answerd

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS U

Late morning

GOT A CLASS AT 8AM? BETTER SET YOUR ALARM FOR 8AM Scumbag Brain

Car payments

WOKE UP REALIZING CAR PAYMENT 3 MONTHS LATE DOESN'T OWN A CAR Scumbag Brain

the government

THE GOVERNMENT THINKS YOU ARE  100% STUPID Scumbag Brain

Scumbag Brain

HAS THE DATA CAPACITY OF 2,560 TERABYTES FORGETS MY GIRLFRIENDS BIRTHDAY Scumbag Brain

I honestly have no words..

CAN GO VISIT GF OVERSEAS FOR 2 WEEKS HAS A PANIC ATTACK ABOUT VISITING A FRIEND DOWN THE ROAD FOR AN HOUR Scumbag Brain

Brain logic

WORKS 24/7 NON STOP STOPS WHEN TAKING A TEST Scumbag Brain