Scumbag Brain

Your room is a mess you have to clean it soon

YOUR ROOM IS A MESS YOU HAVE TO CLEAN IT SOON JUST NOT NOW Scumbag Brain

lame brain

THIS IS THE HUMAN BRAIN WHILE THE TOTAL OPPOSITE IS A RETAURDS Scumbag Brain

Me right now

OH YOUR EX-GF IS TEXTING YOU? YOU SHOULD TEXT HER BACK Scumbag Brain

i used to be good at math

I USED TO BE GOOD AT  MATH UNTIL THEY ADDED LETTERS IN IT Scumbag Brain

d ;ogf ;

EATING BEST STEAK EVER HAD WAKE UP FROM DREAM CHEWING ON CHEEK. NO STEAK.  Scumbag Brain

Scared of heights

CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE GRIP PROFUSELY SWEAT Scumbag Brain

They say ignorance is brain

THEY SAY IGNORANCE IS BLISS I'M PRETTY SURE ITS JUST BEING STUPID Scumbag Brain

Scumbag Brain

WON'T LET ME FALL ASLEEP AT NIGHT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO STAY AWAKE WHILE DRIVING Scumbag Brain

It's okay, it's not like I REALLY wanted it or anything.

OH, YOU HAVE A SKYPE INTERVIEW FOR YOUR DREAM JOB AT 6AM? GUESS YOU WON'T BE NEEDING ANY SLEEP TONIGHT. Scumbag Brain

Brain vs. brain

BLONDES BE LIKE.... WHAT??? YOU SAID GIVE YOU SOME BRAIN Scumbag Brain