Scumbag Brain

Seems Like Such A Good Idea..

CHAPPED LIPS? TRY LICKING THEM. Scumbag Brain

Want study?

U WANT STUDY TONIGHT? HEY GUY, WOW IS WAINTING FOR YOU Scumbag Brain

Shakespearian Insults

THOU SODDEN-WITTED LORD! THOU HAST NO MORE BRAIN THAN I HAVE IN MINE ELBOWS.  Scumbag Brain

Shakespearian Insults

MORE OF YOUR CONVERSATION WOULD INFECT MY BRAIN.  Scumbag Brain

I made a conscious effort before getting in to see if I needed to!

OH, JUST OUT OF THE SHOWER? TURNS OUT YOU DO NEED TO POO.  Scumbag Brain

Funny stuff

THIS WOULD BE A REALLY FUNNY THING TO SAY RIGHT NOW... ACTUALLY, HEARING IT OUT LOUD IT'S JUST EMBARRASSING. MY BAD! Scumbag Brain

Admit it!

OUR BRAIN IS 10% KNOWLEDGE  40% FOOD AND 50% MUSIC LYRICS Scumbag Brain

Inappropriate Pick Up Line

TALKING TO CUTE GIRL?

really, i mean really

CAN SPELL LONG COMPLICATED WORDS DYSLEXIA ONLY KICKS IN ON SMALL WORDS Scumbag Brain

Every. Time.

FIRST DAY OF VACATION? HOW'S 6AM FOR GETTING UP? Scumbag Brain