Scumbag Brain

Folkway dream

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER OF WHO I'M ONCE UPON A TIME, I HAVE HAD A DREAM Scumbag Brain

Brainiac Teemu

TEEMUN AIVOT NYT VITUTTAA: PÄÄTÄ SEINÄÄN Scumbag Brain

Sceptical Date Paradox

VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE TALK... ONLY COMES UP WITH SEXUAL PUNS TO EXPLAIN COMPLICATED NANOSCALE PHYSICS Scumbag Brain

CO2 Poisoning

DRIFTING IN AND OUT OF SLEEP GREAT TIME TO THINK ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING Scumbag Brain

Scumbag Cake Day Brain

OH IT'S YOUR CAKE DAY TODAY! LET'S IGNORE THE THESIS DUE AND SPEND 5 HOURS THINKING OF ORIGINAL CONTENT FOR UPVOTES. THAT'S WAY MORE IMPORTANT. Scumbag Brain

panic mode!

GOES INTO PANIC MODE WHEN CONTEMPLATING DEATH BETTER WATCH A TON OF CAT VIDEOS NOW Scumbag Brain

Brain when writing a paper

HATES DOING SCHOOLWORK LOVES TO OVERTHINK ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE Scumbag Brain

Karma > Homework

PUT OFF MY HOMEWORK ALL DAY BETTER MAKE A MEME ABOUT IT BEFORE I START MY HOMEWORK Scumbag Brain

DRUNK IDIOT

BURN 1000 CALORIES AT THE GYM TODAY? BETTER DRINK HALF A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY TO MAKE UP FOR IT Scumbag Brain

Scumbag Brain pulled this one on me tonight

WATCH AS GIRLFRIEND WALKS INTO HER BUILDING ASSUME NORMAL LOOKING DUDE WHO WALKS IN BEHIND HER WILL MURDER HER Scumbag Brain