Scumbag Brain

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REMEMBERS EVERY WORD OF A SONG THEY JUST HEARD

I have impecable timing.

HAVEN'T BEEN NOTICEABLY HORNY IN MONTHS. AROUSED WHILE WRITING AN ESSAY ABOUT PATERNAL SHELTERING AND FEMALE INFANTILIZATION. Scumbag Brain

Well... it might not be the right time

OH, YOU STUDYNG FOR FINALS? LET'S BETTER TAKE A LITTLE LOOK ON NOTIFICATIONS AND YOUTUBE RUSSIAN CAR CRASH VIDS Scumbag Brain

just tell me why this is true...

I'LL LET YOU BE CLEVER, INTERESTING, FUNNY AND INTELECTUAL BUT ONLY ON CHAT; IN REAL LIFE I'LL ERROR YOU Scumbag Brain

Can't sleep!?

NEED TOO GET UP EARLY FOR WORK? LET'S STAY UP AND THINK ABOUT HOW TIRED YOU'LL BE FOR WORK. Scumbag Brain

Meu corpo nesse momento

FICAR GRIPADA UM DIA ANTES DO FERIADO? MAS É CLARO! PORQUE NÃO? Scumbag Brain

november sucks

REMIND EYRUSALEM OF MEETING A FEW DAYS BEFORE  FORGET ABOUT IT MYSELF AND GET FIRED Scumbag Brain

well that was pointless

MOTIVATES ME TO WORK OUT HARD AND BE HEALTHY THEN TRICKS ME INTO EATING MORE THAN I SHOULD BC IM ACTUALLY JUST THIRSTY Scumbag Brain

Think about it!

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Scumbag Brain on reading

LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A LOT OF READING TO DO NAP Scumbag Brain