Scumbag Brain

Scumbag brain strikes again

NEEDS TO ORDER A PEDOMETER BEFORE MARATHON WHILE ON HOTLINE CAN ONLY REMEMBER AND REPEAT 'I NEED A PEDO...' Scumbag Brain

Scumbag Brain

STARTS TO WORRY ABOUT EMBARRASSING SELF IN FRONT OF NEW BOYFRIEND FULL-BLOWN PANIC ATTACK. Scumbag Brain

Every time I'm in the shower...

JUST LATHERED AND RINSED YOUR ASS WITH YOUR HANDS? HOW ABOUT THAT ITCHY FACE YOU SUDDENLY HAVE? Scumbag Brain

I left my brain

I LEFT MY BRAIN AT HURDMAN DO YOU GO TO LEES? Scumbag Brain

creepypasta brain

OH YOU WANT TO SLEEP SO YOU DON'T FAIL... NAH LET'S THINK ABOUT CREEPYPASTA ALL NIGHT INSTEAD Scumbag Brain

bitches on bikes

I KNOW IM A PARK RAT  BUT I TELL EVERYONE I GRIND ALL THE TIME Scumbag Brain

that serious

SOMEONE IS HAVING A SERIOUS CONVERSATION WITH YOU REMEMBERS A HILARIOUS JOKE TO MAKE YOU BURST OUT LAUGHING  Scumbag Brain

Scumbag brain strikes again

WIDE AWAKE ALL NIGHT LONG EXHAUSTED 30 MINUTES BEFORE ALARM GOES OFF  Scumbag Brain

Scumbag brain strikes again

WIDE AWAKE ALL NIGHT LONG EXHAUSTED 30 MINUTES BEFORE ALARM GOES OFF  Scumbag Brain

Miss her?

TIRED AT 3AM? NEED SLEEP?  HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU MEMORIES TO THINK ABOUT UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP AT WORK INSTEAD Scumbag Brain