Scumbag Brain

Your brain has to say something important to YOU!

LET ME JUST GIVE YOU A RANDOM REMINDER...... .....ABOUT THAT THING YOU ARE TRYING TO FORGET. Scumbag Brain

Ah!...AH!...Ah Fuck!

YOU HAVE TO SNEEZE! IS THAT A TISSUE?  NEVER MIND IT CAN WAIT... Scumbag Brain

college brain

HOMEWORK DUE TOMORROW BUT FACEBOOK, TWITTER, PINTREST, TV, SHINY OBJECTS Scumbag Brain

Me, right now.

OH, YOUR THROAT HURTS EVERY TIME YOU SWALLOW? LET'S SWALLOW EVERY 22 SECONDS, JUST TO MAKE SURE. Scumbag Brain

Me, right now.

OH, YOUR THROAT KILLS EVERY TIME YOU SWALLOW? LET'S SWALLOW EVERY 22 SECONDS. Scumbag Brain

We're supposed to be a team, man.

WANTS SOMETHING SO BAD IT TAKES UP EVERY THOUGHT AS SOON AS I GET IT I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE Scumbag Brain

Just me.

NEED MOTIVATION? LET'S THINK ABOUT ALL THE FAILS YOU HAD IN YOUR LIFE Scumbag Brain

mac town

LET'S PUT WHAT VAGUE PERCENTAGES OF BRAINS WE HAVE TOGETHER AND DECIDE IT'S WISER TO ROLL SOMEONE, TO BUY ALCOHOL, INSTEAD OF STEALING A BOTTLE. WOULDN'T WANNA GET CAUGHT DOING SOEMTHING ILLEGAL.  Scumbag Brain

Mack Town

LET'S PUT WHAT VAGUE PERCENTAGES OF BRAINS WE HAVE TOGETHER AND DECIDE IT'S WISE TO ROLL SOMEONE FOR THEIR WALLET, SO WE CAN BUY ALCAHOL, INSTEAD OF STEALING IT. WOULDN'T WANNA GET CAUGHT DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL.  Scumbag Brain

the thing you did but can't remember doing it.

OH, SO YOU JUST DID SOMETHING DID YOU NOW I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE YOU THINK YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT. Scumbag Brain