Scumbag Steve

Talks shit about how good he is at super smash bros plays as kirby

Talks shit about how good he is at super smash bros plays as kirby  Scumbag Steve

meets your new girlfriend "you need to let me hit that after you're done"

meets your new girlfriend

Leaves you a voicemail *click*

Leaves you a voicemail *click*  Scumbag Steve

Sees that you just vacuumed Promptly opens a nature valley granola bar

Sees that you just vacuumed Promptly opens a nature valley granola bar  Scumbag Steve

eats all the cereal puts empty box back in pantry

eats all the cereal puts empty box back in pantry  Scumbag Steve

Tells you something extraordinary Laughs at you for believing

Tells you something extraordinary Laughs at you for believing  Scumbag Steve

is Told his zipper is down "Why you looking bro?"

is Told his zipper is down

Government pays for education Sleeps through all of his classes

Government pays for education Sleeps through all of his classes  Scumbag Steve

goes through your phone contacts renames mom to dealer

goes through your phone contacts renames mom to dealer  Scumbag Steve

Tries to find the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful Calls her a bitch

Tries to find the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful Calls her a bitch  Scumbag Steve