Scumbag Steve

Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet

Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat  sues everyone on the internet  Scumbag Steve

Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist

Starts statement with

"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest

Invites you to lunch has no money

Invites you to lunch has no money  Scumbag Steve

Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk

Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk  Scumbag Steve

"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda

Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut

Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut  Scumbag Steve

bus is packed sits on the outside seat

bus is packed sits on the outside seat  Scumbag Steve

Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.

Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.  Scumbag Steve

Quits smoking His own cigarettes

Quits smoking  His own cigarettes  Scumbag Steve