Scumbag Steve

Lookin' at you, Slate

PUTS

Wash hands

TAKES 30 MINUTES IN THE STALL DOESN'T WASH HANDS. Scumbag Steve

Referral Lead Scumbag

OH, YOU SUBMITTED AN AMBASSADOR LEAD? SORRY BRO, I WAS BUSY CALLING MY CALLED X 6... Scumbag Steve

five minutes before close...

ORDERS COMPLICATED PLATE FORGETS TO MENTION ALLERGIES. Scumbag Steve

ELA 2015

SKIPPED ELA LAST YEAR.  HAS A TERRIBLE RESUME. Scumbag Steve

Choir 101

COMES INTO CHOIR. DOESN'T SING. Scumbag Steve

Scumbag airmen

ACTIVE DUTY AT A GUARD BASE ENOUGH SAID Scumbag Steve

Scumbag Anarchist

CRITICIZES MARXIST-LENINIST THEORY DOESN'T HAVE A PROPER REVOLUTIONARY PRAXIS Scumbag Steve

Scumbag J

KNOWS I WORK LATE NIGHTS AND SLEEP DURING THE DAY PUTS LAPTOP VOLUME FULL BLAST Scumbag Steve

Have to be a Sponge!

YOU HAVE TO BE A SPONGE TO HAVE A PET SNAIL! Scumbag Steve