Scumbag Steve

Borrows your razor returns it with face unshaved

Borrows your razor returns it with face unshaved  Scumbag Steve

BREAKS UP WITH YOU STILL USES YOUR NETFLIX ACCOUNT

BREAKS UP WITH YOU STILL USES YOUR NETFLIX ACCOUNT  Scumbag Steve

asks you to get popcorn starts movie before you get back

asks you to get popcorn starts movie before you get back  Scumbag Steve

Drives slowly Until you try to pass him

Drives slowly Until you try to pass him  Scumbag Steve

"i'll be there in ten minutes, bro" 2 hours later

Cuts a massive slice of cake only eats icing

Cuts a massive slice of cake only eats icing  Scumbag Steve

asks for some trail mix only eats the m&m's

asks for some trail mix only eats the m&m's  Scumbag Steve

Gets hit by dodgeball Continues playing

Gets hit by dodgeball Continues playing  Scumbag Steve

Eats your toaster strudel Uses two frosting packets

Eats your toaster strudel Uses two frosting packets  Scumbag Steve

tells you to call him asap lets it go to voicemail

tells you to call him asap lets it go to voicemail  Scumbag Steve