Scumbag Steve

swig alert!

 SWIG! Scumbag Steve

his first wem

COMPLAINS ABOUT TAXES GETS FOOD STAMPS Scumbag Steve

Musico doble moral

SE QUEJA DE LA  X TOCA EN CUALQUIER EVENTO CHOTO QUE INVITAN A SU BANDA Scumbag Steve

The dog doesn't need the training.

I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

Scumbag steve

WATCHES AN ANDERSON SILVA HIGHLIGHT REEL... SAYS HE WANTS TO TRY 'UFC'. Scumbag Steve

Hanna national anthem

meet my trashy scumbag neighbor

YELLS AND BITCHES AT 1AM ABOUT BEER CANS ON THE PORCH SETS TWO BAGS OF HIS TRASH ON SAME PORCH, BC ITS TOO COLD FOR A WALK TO THE DUMPSTER  Scumbag Steve

Doesn't anyone around here have work to do?

HAS TIME TO MAKE A PARTY TONIGHT CANT GO SKIING TOMORROW Scumbag Steve

i ate my ass jumhum

I'M TOTALLY ILLICIT AND I'M JUST A MINOR THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A TOTAL LOSER, JUST A FORMAL FALLACY Scumbag Steve

Dammit autocorrect. That's 2 in a row

SPELL CHECKS EVERYTHING RIGHT IN CASUAL EMAILS AUTOCORRECTS INTO WRONG WORDS IN IMPORTANT EMAILS Scumbag Steve