Scumbag Steve

incomplete dress

GETS AN EMC FOR INCOMPLETE DRESS TURNS UP WITHOUT JACKET Scumbag Steve

My scumbag roommate

HASN'T PAID RENT OR UTILITIES FOR THREE MONTHS BUYS A CASE OF BEER EVERY NIGHT AND SMOKES. Scumbag Steve

drop and run

VOMITS ON HIS FRIENDS FLOOR RUNS AWAY Scumbag Steve

Party Pooper

CHALLENGES FRIEND TO DRINKING CONTEST VOMITS ON HIS BROS FLOOR Scumbag Steve

School Sick

IS TOO SICK TO GO TO SCHOOL SHOWS UP TO AT EVERY PARTY Scumbag Steve

XBOX SLUG

INVITES YOU TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONLY HAS ONE CONTROLLER Scumbag Steve

Scumbag Whitey

BANGS CHICK ON VALENTINE'S DAY... SENDS HER HOME TO HER HUSBAND Scumbag Steve

Scumbag Whitey

BANGS GIRL ON VALENTINE'S DAY SENDS HER HOME TO HER HUSBAND Scumbag Steve

my ex-boyfriend

INVITES YOU ON A TRIP TO A DIFFERENT CITY TO WORK ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP DISAPPEARS FOR TWO DAYS TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS, THEN WANTS TO SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER AFTER BREAKUP Scumbag Steve

Scumbag Revenue

TELLS YOU TO INCREASE YOUR PRICES SO YOU CAN MAKE MORE MONEY YOU LOSE REVENUE BECAUSE YOUR DEMAND IS ELASTIC Scumbag Steve