Scumbag Boss

won't close the office early the friday before christmas leaves at noon

won't close the office early the friday before christmas leaves at noon  Scumbag Boss

tells everyone we're an 8 - 5 company shows up every day after 9

tells everyone we're an 8 - 5 company shows up every day after 9  Scumbag Boss

im gonna b l8

IF YOU COULD JUST UNDERSTAND THAT I'M GOING TO BE LATE THAT'D BE GREAT Scumbag Boss

double standards

WE CAN'T AFFORD TUITION REIMBURSEMENT RIGHT NOW BUT IF YOU COULD LOOK THE OTHER WAY AS I BUY HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS IN FURNITURE FOR MY SECRET HOUSE WHERE I FUCK MY SECRETARY, THAT'D BE GREAT Scumbag Boss

DOUCHBAG BOSS

RATES ME

being the boss

BECAUSE IM BOSS LIKE THAT Scumbag Boss

every three months

THREATENS TO FIRE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SHOW UP TO THE MEETING DOESN'T ACTUALLY FIRE ANYONE Scumbag Boss

this happens a lot

BLAMES BUDGET CUTS FOR NOT BUYING SUPPLIES USES COMPANY MONEY TO BUY 9 YR OLD KID AN IPHONE 5S Scumbag Boss

funniest title i can think of

HAS INAPPROPRIATE PHONE CONVERSATION NEAR CUSTOMERS SAYS YOUR CHOICE OF MUSIC IS NSFW Scumbag Boss

every week

BLAMES BUDGET CUTS FOR NOT BUYING SUPPLIES USES COMPANY MONEY FOR 9 YR OLD KID AN IPHONE 5S Scumbag Boss