Sheltering Suburban Mom

MOMS BE LIKE..

GODZILLA? HONEY, THERES NO MONSTERS IN THE BIBLE Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Mom Logic

GET OFF THE COMPUTER WE'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE. *I GET OFF* WE'RE NOT LEAVING YET I STILL HAVE TO PUT ON MAKEUP AND DO MY HAIR. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Traditional values

I RUN A TRADITIONAL HOUSEHOLD WHICH IS WHY I SPANK MY KIDS Sheltering Suburban Mom

What if something terrible happened?

HAS NO PROBLEM SENDING YOU TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY FOR A YEAR FORBIDS YOU TO TAKE THE BUS AFTER 10 PM Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gluten free mom.

URANIUM, LED AND COCAINE ARE ALSO GLUTEN FREE! Sheltering Suburban Mom

Every damn time

WELL NOBODY CAN STOP YOU FROM SMOKING IF YOU WANT TO OMG WHEY PROTEIN IS GOING TO KILL YOU DONT DRINK IT Sheltering Suburban Mom

how to succeed by doing nothing productive

LIFE COACH, INTERIOR DESIGNER, AND RUNS A NON-PROFIT. ALSO STUDYING MASSAGE THERAPY. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Shelter the dog too

DOES SHE GET A FLEA AND TICK PREVENTATIVE? NO. SHE DOESN'T EVER GO OUTSIDE. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sumter moms

SUMTER MOMS BE LIKE IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE WITH ME, GOOD LUCK SEEING YOUR KIDS! Sheltering Suburban Mom