Sheltering Suburban Mom

Stay in or go out?

WANTS YOU TO STOP HANGING OUT COMPLAINS WHEN YOU PLAY ONLINE GAMES Sheltering Suburban Mom

moms in a nutshell

WATCHES WOMEN CUSS LIKE SAILORS 24/7 SAYS VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES RUIN SOCIETY Sheltering Suburban Mom

SHOPPING CART MOM

TELLS YOU TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF LEAVES SHOPPING CARTS IN PARKING SPACES Sheltering Suburban Mom

'Nuff said

EXPECTS TO FIND A PRINCE FOR HER SOCIALLY INEPT DAUGHTER GETS MAD AT YOU IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE HER DAUGHTER AND CALLS YOU 'NOT GOOD ENOUGH' Sheltering Suburban Mom

The Beatrix Girls Mom

10/14/13 THE BEATRIX GIRLS ARE HAPPENING! Sheltering Suburban Mom

stupid texas.

I BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE DOES THAT MAKE ME A CHRISTIAN?... OR DOES IT MEAN I LOVE FAIRY TALES? Sheltering Suburban Mom

stupid woman

I'M GLAD THEY BANNED SMOKING IN BARS BECAUSE AFTER 8 OR 9 BEERS, SOMETIMES I REALLY START TO THINK ABOUT MY HEALTH Sheltering Suburban Mom

Metal problems

HEAVY METAL? SOUNDS EVIL HOW ABOUT SOMETHING MORE CHILD FRIENDLY LIKE MILEY CYRUS? Sheltering Suburban Mom

Cosby bippity doo

EVERY ZIPPIDY ZOOP IN THIS SKEET DEET DATILY DO; SOCIAL DOHOP DOO, MEDIBOUTTA SHAMMA SHONG, AID TO SKIP SKOP SCOOBIDY BOP. ONE AFTER ANOTHER, CAME WITH THE FRAZZLE SNAZZLE ROPPLE STOPPLE AND SPEE SQUEE OF AMERICAN SHING SHONG SHAMMA LAMMA DOO  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hey bitches

IF YOU'RE READING THIS... THEN GO TO FUCKING SLEEP! Sheltering Suburban Mom