Sheltering Suburban Mom

i feeel sooo nyce

I GET THIS LIL TINGLY FEELING EVERYTIME DAYLYT MARKS ME OUT  Sheltering Suburban Mom

SOFA Mom

KID JUST TOLD ME THEY HAVE A SOFA MEETING AT LAST MINUTE LETS THEM GO ANYWAY Sheltering Suburban Mom

4fuckr shafft sich ab

KANN DEN SCHEISS MIT OBER-, UNTER-, MUNTERSCHICHT NICHT MEHR LESEN Sheltering Suburban Mom

Momma's a Hypocrite

FINDS WEED IN YOUR ROOM WASHES ZANAX, PERCOCET AND ZOLOFT DOWN WITH WINE TO CALM DOWN Sheltering Suburban Mom

If Mama ain't happy...

I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEAR ME,  BUT IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO LOAD THE DISHWASHER MY WAY. Sheltering Suburban Mom

sheldmoms EASTS

BARZOMPLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sheltering Suburban Mom

Jordon Nutters team

DON'T WORRY JORDON THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR Sheltering Suburban Mom

And another...

SAYS HOW SMOKING IS BAD SMOKES A PACK DAILY, SHISHA IN THE WEEKENDS Sheltering Suburban Mom

Dumb Bay Area Soccer Mom-Duh...

SURE I'M ROOTING FOR THE 49ERS! I HOPE THEY MAKE IT TO THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR! Sheltering Suburban Mom

9/11 IS NOT THE DAY FOR POLITICAL COMMENTARY ON PEOPLE'S FACEBOOK STATUSES SAID THE GIRL QUOTING GEORGE W. BUSH Sheltering Suburban Mom