Skeptical Third World Kid

Money hungry

THERE'S A MAN OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THAT OWNS 40% OF THE NATION'S WEALTH... AND HE WON'T ADOPT ME?! Skeptical Third World Kid

ultra sad

MALCOLM BE LIKE YOU TELLING ME THERE IS ACTUALLY LIFE AFTER ULTRA, BITCH PLEASE Skeptical Third World Kid

ME DA UNOS CENSILLOS

ME DA UNOS CENSILLITOS MAMAMELA Skeptical Third World Kid

For reals

SO YOUR TELLING ME CASILLAS IS INJURED AND VALDEZ SAVED A PENALTY. ... LIAR!! Skeptical Third World Kid

Overvecht you say?

OVERVECHT? A GUETTO U SAY... Skeptical Third World Kid

Hippopotamus for Christmas

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU DON'T HAVE HIPPOPOTAMUSES AND YOU SING ABOUT WANTING THEM FOR CHRISTMAS? Skeptical Third World Kid

Can you tell me exactly what it is you do here?

CAN YOU TELL ME EXACTLY  WHAT IT IS YOU DO HERE? Skeptical Third World Kid

BIRTHDAY WISH

SO WHATCHU SAYIN IS. IF I WISH WENDY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU'LL WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO EAT Skeptical Third World Kid

Usted desea permanecer en Alemania?

TU QUERES QUEDARTE EN ALEMANIA Y NO VIVIR EN ESTADOS UNIDOS POR DINERO? Skeptical Third World Kid

Tu queres

USTED DESEA PERMANECER EN ALEMANIA? EN LUGAR DE IR A LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS PARA HACER MÁS DINERO? Skeptical Third World Kid