Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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VALERIA DICE PARA JUGAR AL AMIGO SECRETO LE TOCÓ JANETH!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SAR brill car

REPOWERS A BRILL CAR WITH A 600HP ENGINE INSTALLS A CUMMINS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ran into a friend at a party after some months

Remember to think before you speak

GIRLFRIEND TELLS ME I'M A REALLY GOOD KISSER

I'm so damn smooth

GIRL SAYS SHE WANTS MY PHONE NUMBER

This girl just did this to me.

REALLY CUTE GIRL COMPLIMENTS ME ON BEING ATTRACTIVE. IMMEDIATELY CUTS HERSELF DOWN BY SAYING SHE ISN'T MY TYPE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ARSENAL NOW

PEMIMPIN KLASEMEN EPL DIBANTAI 3-6 LAWAN MAN. CITY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

talk about a wrecking ball

        FINALLY HAD SEX               …WITH NICOLAS CAGE     Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

talk about a wrecking ball

FINALLY HAD SEX …WITH NICOLAS CAGE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

It was supposed to be white...not whtie

CREATES ACCOUNT FOR 12/13/14 CAKE DAY MISSPELLS USER NAME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin