Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

So this happened.

HIT FRIEND IN THE FACE WITH CUPCAKE, EVERYONE LAUGHS. GET IN TROUBLE FOR RUNNING. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

As a single guy who just went shopping at Marc's. (One of a few stores in Northeast Ohio that does not accept debit card but will take.....Read meme)

AWESOME GIRL CASHIER ASKS FOR MY PHONE NUMBER! WRITES MY NUMBER DOWN ON CHECK I WROTE.  IT WASN'T TO ASK ME OUT. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm a passionate man

FINALLY TELL SUPER CRUSH ABOUT TRUE FEELINGS FOR HER CRY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally tell super crush about true feelings for her

FINALLY TELL SUPER CRUSH ABOUT TRUE FEELINGS FOR HER CRY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally tell super crush about true feelings for her

 CRY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

As a single guy who just went shopping at Marc's. (One of a few stores in Northeast Ohio that does not accept debit card but will take.....Read meme)

AWESOME GIRL CASHIER ASKS ME FOR MY PHONE NUMBER! WRITES MY NUMBER DOWN ON THE CHECK.  SHE ONLY ASKED FOR MY NUMBER FOR WORK, NOT TO ASK ME OUT.  SHIT.  SHIT I SAY TO MYSELF. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I guess Im easy to excite....

GIRL I LIKE TEXTS ME

I dont even know

 PHYSICS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

EUW DEAD...AGAIN.

EVERYONE'S LIKE:  RIP PAUL WALKER , RIP NELSON MANDELA. AND THEN I'M LIKE: RIP EUW SERVER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Socially Awkward Mom

MOM: I DONT KNOW WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET.... I'VE LITERALLY BEEN BEATING GUYS OFF Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin