Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I Swear,. half the Time, IDK, if I'm..

COMIN' OR.. GOIN' !! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wingmen - Once you Succeed

WINGMANNED BEST FRIEND A GIRL TONIGHT AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Damn Boots

    PVT HAS KNOWLEDGE    CALLS THE CORPSEMAN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

LCPL ffaf

JOINS RECRUITING SERVER PVT'S CALL ME LIEUTENANT CORPORAL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holy Grail

EXCRETES BOWELS IN PANTS IN FRONT OF GIRLFRIEND SHE'S INTO IT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pump it real good

FORMERLY SKINNY NERD, FINALLY GET HIT ON AT THE GYM... BY THE WEIRD OLD WHITE GUY WHO WEARS SKIN TIGHT CLOTHES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ha iowa

MOVES TO NEW STATE IOWA Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

U S.O.B

STARTS TALKING WITH DAVID AND DAVID TALKS BACK HE SAYS THAT HE´S GOING OUT WITH SOME CHICK AND HE´S GONNA BE LATE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Classy Brutus

IS AN AMAZING CITIZEN STABS BEST FRIEND BECAUSE HE IS AN AMAZING CITIZEN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'll go hide forever..

SING LYRICS TO FAVORITE SONGS LIKE A BOSS  WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND NEIGHBORS CAN HEAR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin